Jumble Jitters

Here are nine Jumble Puzzles with an oddball blend of daffy definitions, cracked clues, rebuses, acronyms, synonyms, homophones, spoonerisms, scotch-o-grams, and utter nonsense. Each solution yields a quotation.

November 2002 — Mercurial Auteur & Comic Deejay

December 2002 — Southern Wit & Bloodsucking Scribe

January 2003 — British Hero & American Zero

February 2003 — Pop Brat & Hitchhiking Who

March 2003 — The Bank Dick