Issue
 Twenty-Two
 
 November
 2009
©2009 
by 
Cliff 
Johnson 
All 
Rights 
Reserved 
I don’t suffer from insanity. the officious newsletter of author Cliff Johnson I enjoy every minute of it.

     >Take One<
     The patient complains to his dentist, “$460 to pull a tooth? For one minute’s work?”
     The dentist replies, “I could make it last longer if you’d like.”
     >Take Two<
     Don’t believe everything you think.
     Archaeologists will date any old thing.
     A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
     The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
     Beware of heard, a dreadful word, that looks like beard and sounds like bird.
     >Take Three<
     Browsing the Classified Ads:
     Man, honest. Will take anything.
     Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.
     Tag Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
     We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $25.
     Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
     Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once and you’ll never go anywhere again.
     >Take Four<
     So many people. So few asteroids.
     Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
     Black holes are created whenever God divides by zero.
     Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
     >Take Five<
     “I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it,” wonders Steven Wright.
     “Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives,” supposes Sue Murphy.
     “USA Today published a new survey. Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population,” reports David Letterman.
     “I always wanted to be somebody,” confesses Lily Tomlin, “but I should have been more specific.”
     >Take Six<
     If you wish to subscribe to this newsletter, click here. On the other hand, if receiving this newsletter is as welcome as being hunted by a pack of wild turkeys on Thanksgiving day, click here to cancel.
     >Take Seven<
     “My land is bare of chattering folk. The clouds are low along the ridges.
     And sweet’s the air with curly smoke from all my burning bridges.”
     — Dorothy Parker —
     >Cut<
     >Print<

     With finesse and finagling, the Fool arranges a meeting with an executive inside the Seventh House, yet never did he suspect that this business connection might be literal.
     Some comments from the True Believers:
     “You should try to write more than one newsletter a year,” reminds Rosella.
     “Keep up the good work. (The thing is, no one will really know the extent of your good work until they’ve experienced the game play  and the quality of the workmanship will become obvious),” explains Jon.
     “I look forward to the game, and very much appreciate the time, effort and talent you put into it. I recently downloaded the emulator versions of Fool’s Errand and 3 in Three, both of which I played endlessly on my old Mac laptop. It was wonderful to revisit them. I felt as if I was playing them for the first time... getting older and having a lousy memory is not always a bad thing!” exclaims Rose.
     “Yet more time has passed, and yet another deadline slipped into the dustbin of history. Yet, against all evidence, I remain resolute in the conviction that The Fool and His Money is just around the temporal corner. (To do otherwise would be to admit to my wife that she may, in fact, be correct as to the accuracy of the game’s title.)” confides Andrés.
     “Hope this is the right email address. If you don’t receive this, let me know. ;-) I pre-ordered, what, 6 years and 2 moves (states) ago. I can’t find an email record of alerting you to my latest address, so here it is, just in case,” informs Kevin.
     “I enjoy catching up with your page regularly, and I DO appreciate the problems you have had while trying to complete this game... I also like the fact that you include some personal info in your newsletters, as it’s nice to be dealing with someone I feel I almost know now. Thank you for persevering with this, and I hope your problems are nearing an end,” relates Sheila.
     You can download the Official Teaser of The Fool and his Money containing The Prologue and Five Bewitchments, available for both Windows and Macintosh. And there’s still time to pre-order to have your name immortalized in the Compendium of True Believers inside the game.
     This year, WIRED Magazine wrote this article. And even a follow-up article.
     I really believed that I was going to get the game done this year. I really really did.
     However, my 2009 has been fraught with calamity and chaos.
     From the very first week of the year, I have had unexpected family responsibilities and emergencies, far beyond my control, that have managed to occupy the majority of my time and my energy and my emotions.
     I apologize that I am forced to move the release date into the New Year.
     By then, this game will have taken me seven years to complete.
     And at that time, with a twinkle in my eye, I will say, “It was well worth it.”
     Thank you to all and to all a good night.
     Cult of Self meets Book of Job
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